Random Albums!

Not sure if any of you are familiar with it, but there's this little tag/game, where you make up random music albums.

1 - Go to Wikipedia's random article page http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:Random
The first article you get is the name of your band

2 - Go to the Random Quotations page http://www.quotationspage.com/random.php3
The last four words of the last quote is the album title

3 - Go to Flickr's Interesting photo page http://www.flickr.com/explore/interesting/7days/
Third picture, no matter what it is, is your album cover

It's a lot of fun. Hence, 42 covers made by me follow.


Oriki - Use It Like A Giant
A highly energetic and aggressive mix out of Jazz, Math Rock and Screamo. Has been rumored to cause seizures simply by listening to it, as well as being used as an alternative to doping, giving athletes immense bursts of energy.

Tea Lady - Breeds Contempt And Children
"Tea Lady's sophomore album after "Eats Cake and Mice" once again offers a middle aged lady lamenting off-tone about things we couldn't care about less while plucking away at a poor, innocent acoustic guitar. 0.5/5" - CDReview.com

Speedy Claxton - Give You Their Lives
Classic jazz with some modern twists mixed into it, also featuring Claxton's cat Leviathan's meows on the infamous title track, which Speedy wrote as a tribute to his imaginary grandmother from France.

Mostafa Shaban - Rules Of Good Grooming
"We have no clue why we got this sent to us. It's not music. It's simply a How-To audio book on how to properly groom yourself and others. There's not even background music! 0.5/5" - CDReview.com

505 Dundas (TTC) - Short on Mistakes
Your typical techno album... except for the fact that it is entirely organic. "Instead of using evil technology and electricity and thereby destroying the planet, we decided to produce the beats simply by knocking rocks on trees or sticks on stones... Stuff like that will save the planet, y'know?", explains Timothy Theodor Cornbread of 505 Dundas.

Judah Ben Solomon Taitazak - The Mad Are Sane
"We have not one single clue what is happening here, or what this even is. All we know is that we're scared as heck. 6.66/5" - CDReview.com